Paris Hilton Impresses Judge

Paris Hilton went above and beyond the call of duty in her Vegas cocaine case, according to the judge. Paris’ lawyer showed up to a Vegas courtroom yesterday for a progress hearing, a year after Paris pled guilty to cocaine possession. The judge was thrilled, saying Paris was only supposed to do 200 hours of community service but clocked a grand total of 228. Paris also paid $2,000 in fines and successfully completed an “intensive” substance abuse program. The case is now closed.