Gordon Ramsay Dwarf Porn Lookalike Eaten By Badgers

This is quite possibly the most bizarre story we have ever seen. Percy Foster, Gordon Ramsay’s gay dwarf porn lookalike, was reportedly discovered dead and partially eaten inside a badger den in Wales. Workers were preparing to gas the den when they came across the 3’6” Foster buried deep within its tunnels. The 35-year old was new to the world of porn but had impressed producers with his uncanny resemblance to the celebrity chef. However, the stress may have been too much for Foster, one adult film producer noted that “Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure 24/7, like everyone in this … business.” Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to reports.